Isn’t it great that we live in an ethnically diverse country? I mean I love all the diversity this great country has to offer! I mean I can drive just around the corner and see all the colors of the rainbow!! And guess what? They all love the black dick!! We found Lyla walking down the street, and in a typical sleaze ball porno move, we pick her up and bring her back to my place, where we try to explain to her some American things. Like money. And black dick. And the English language. And black dick. You know…things like that. Ace is my helper. And we do the best we can, but, in the end, she didn’t do too well, so she got to wear The Cap. But hey, at least I got to spoon feed her some jizz! Ching chang bing bang Lyla Lei! HAHA!! XOXO – Ruthie.